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Would the Empire really call it "The Death Star"? Perhaps instead, "Defensive Orbital Platform" is a bit more innocuous? 
 Glorious! And for glory! Given the average life of quite desperation, why not sign up instead for the life of an anonymous footsoldier in service to an evil Empire? At least you'll get to "stick it to the LIEbruls!"
Hmm. How to convince someone to give their life to a cause from which they will receive nothing but suffering and death? I know! INCLUSION! You may just be lasercannon fodder, but we value you as lasercannon fodder. We NEED you, in fact! Cuz, Palpatine knows, we're not doing it ourselves!

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