Tomorrow's Women

A logical next step - some hands free computing device. Glasses are a sensible design since you need to be able to see it. Maybe something on the wrist could work too, Dick Tracy style. Michelle Bachman's on the bleeding edge, however, and that should give us all pause.

Future technology will be far more powerful. Too powerful? Can we trust people with technology that can cause mayhem with the push of a button? Of course we can't! But that won't stop us. Push it!

Antarctica party scene - a new thing for the super rich and the uber rich. Soon enough the ice will melt back far enough to open up resorts and what not. Yay, capitalism! The button has been pushed, our machines are melting the ice, killing all the creatures, ripping down all the forests, digging up all the earth. We're the Destroyers, woman!

But also of course the future, and all life. Yay, life! And boo, testicular cancer!

Cat Drugs

An artistic representation of the Internet. Factually accurate, in fact, except for the lady, since, as all nerds of the Internet know, there are very few ladies on the Internet, and approximately 50% of them are pervy old men also too.

But yes, cat drugs.

Two in the Bush (One Hand Clapping)

Now that you know birds are really just modern dinosaurs...

Tokyo, Japan. This giant Gull has telepathically seized control over an ultramodern Japanese warship.

Sydney, Australia. This assassin bird was spotted outside a secured UN meeting. He was scared away before completing his mission.

 Dallas, Texas. Annual "Large Armed Parakeet Rodeo". Parakeets here are known to arm wrestle for hours on end, for no good reason.

It's all in good laughs. For now. But never forget: These are dinosaurs you're laughing at.  Don't you ever forget that, by gum.

Giant Cowgirl

So, any of you ladies care to dance?