9/11 lulz

I'm so over 911 I'll make no attempt at commentary. Instead, enjoy these gifs:

Subtle. Tasteful.

And a NSFW... below the fold:



'munk Bombs

Chipmunk on top of the world, surveying you as a source of nuts.
Just checking out the launch. What's up with you?


A question I'm not sure has an answer

Wouldn't a squirrel army be more likely to use old fashioned green, forest camo?

Wait, that's not my question. It's....below the fold....


The circle is complete

A more perfect human awaits. We need only transcend our weaknesses.


1980's Satan Worshipping

Reagan did strange things to people in the 80's.  Satanism suddenly seemed like a valid lifestyle choice, for example.


Redshirt's Lament 1999th Post Gif Spectacular!


1,999 posts. Where has the time gone? So many laughs, and so many gifs. Here's a bunch!
Upper body strength is a must!
Although a gun compensates for upper body strength nicely.
Like maybe a fake beard could too, if you were Riker or Evil Riker.

Regardless, the lesson of the last 6 freaking years is this:
But isn't that always the lesson?


The Future of Space Travel

Since science is boring, and no one is going to make any money in space for at least a hundred years, the future of human space travel is sex. In space. The ultimate in male fantasy.

That'll get the "Dot Com" money flowing.


Weed Trek

That's what Spock was doing when he was staring into his science station blue scope.

And if you get the space munchies
Space burrito.


Working the land

It's hard work, but it's honest work. Tilling the land, bringing forth life, harvesting and sharing in the bounty that is God's Green Earth.

Also, here's a picture of weed from the 70's that someone thought was awesome enough to photograph:
Seeds and stems. Wouldn't fly with today's sophisticated pot smoker.


Are freedoms

Thanks for the long weekend, America. Please try and improve the weather next year.


Rule 420

Rule 420 states: If it can be made into a bong, it has been made into a bong.


Mouths to feed

Catfish will eat just about anything, including you, if they had the chance.


Remember the Titans

Titan = not just another Ice Moon.

Stunning doesn't do it justice.
That's Dione, FYI.


So much light

4, yes. And here?
Each speck a galaxy, some nearly as old as the universe, hundreds of billions of them, all looking something like
Each galaxy containing billions of stars, and each star powered by fusion - the collision of atoms which produces just about everything.

Some of this we call light, and bless it with sight, and are defined by it.


4 Lights!

I apologize for the last post. Let's forget it ever happened.

Oh, and Happy Belated Captain Picard Day!

Make it so, yo.


X RATED JAR JAR (rule 34)

As a reminder, Rule 34 of the Internet states: If something exists, there is porn of it on the Internet.

As such, if you dare - 18 Years and Older Only! - click below this link.

Really, by clicking this link, you agree to the mental scarification which will surely follow.

Click only if you dare.

Last chance....


Behind the mask

Boba Fett was an accountant for ten years before a deal went bad and he was forced to take up the rough and tumble life of bounty hunting.

Through it all, his ledger remained black.


The Long Con

Heed my warning, and heed it well: The Con is spreading. ComicCon, where people dress up like comic characters. It's spreading more and more into the real world and I bet soon enough you will see a Stormtrooper or Boba Fett or a Wookie family celebrating Life Day.
Happy Life Day!



Head Canon

"Head Canon" refers to the creation of an alternate universe of fictional characters that exists only in your head. Sometimes this hews close to the original work of fiction (for example, instead of the Emperor dying at the end of Jedi, in my "head canon", he lives), or sometimes is dramatically different.

Such as the wedding of Mrs. Doubtifre and Boba Fett, officiated by Batman.


Who knows. Just roll with it - it's the Internet, Danny.