Otherwise, cellophane is pretty magical shit. Just not for delivering babies.
But seriously, this a is a joke! Don't eat babies. They're our future - and so dang cute!
I remember enjoying "Wayne's World" immensely when it came out - funny stuff! I watched it recently and barely chuckled. Am I broken, or was the movie not very funny, past its time?
Have you seen "Team America:World Police"? If not, you should. Puppets! It's also hilarious, though I suppose I should guard that assessment, as it's been many years since I've seen it. Perhaps it, too, is no longer funny. Being old now and all.
You see, TNG messed with the colors, making the Redshirts untouchable command types, rather than sacrificial Federation fodder. Roddenberry be praised!
After his first arrest, I wonder if the parents will feel at all responsible?
Apropos, I had my sweet little Honda stolen right after 9/11, and once it was finally found, stripped, I ended up paying $300 - for a removal fee, a storage fee, and a disposal fee. I say to the guy taking the money, "My car got stolen and I have to pay $300. Does this seem fair to you?" He says, "Nope." I then paid him.
We're all just playing our parts, after all. What's your part?
But rest assured, all Redshirts will die - and we're all Redshirts in the scheme of things. We'd like to think we're large and in charge but it's not true - we're all flotsam on cosmic waves.
So take cheer! We're all in this together, and have this wonderful time we call "Alive". Enjoy it while you can. For it is a fleeting gift.
Tombstone generator here.
But really, kids, Batman will die some day. As will most heroes, save the freaks - Superman prime among them. Immortals ain't right, I tells ya.
Not in comic books though, not permanently. There's always reboots and alternate universes. The Heroes of our mythology - Batman, Superman, Spiderman, etc - will live in our imaginations as long as they can engage our attention. If culture changes drastic enough, they could all fall by the wayside, into the dustbin of discarded Gods and Heroes, and truly then, Batman would be dead.
No spoilers here, by the way. I have no idea what's going on.
However, I am not a skater, so I would have to decline any offer of said skatage. I am not Batman, by the way, but Redshirt - and I value my health and life!
We might consider ourselves the wronged hero in a battle of epic proportions, when in fact we're just a shlub, making our way through this topsy turvey world one day at a time, like everyone else. So, here's a protip: Scrutinize how much your beliefs are weighted by inner sanction, or actual, external fact. Challenge your own assumptions, about yourself. Science, in the personal.
There's always better ways, and that is the path to our enlightenment.
Also too, I had a revelation: I've come to appreciate dumb right wing bumper stickers. Anyone who would willingly put such stupidity and hate on their vehicles has a 98% probability of being dumb ass morans. Easy identification. And best to avoid morans whenever you can. Thanks, morans!
Also too, just for sayin', if the Antichrist were real, wouldn't he come back as a seemingly devout Christian? Who would suspect 'em? Best disguise.
Also as well - the Old Man brought up this shot as an example of "BOTH SIDES DO IT". My only reply was a shake of a head and a " you know it's a TV show and it was a prop, right?" But he's been infected with Foxitis, and the low fever is cooking his brain. So no, BOTH SIDES ARE JUST AS BAD.
I don't get it. How can you see it that way? It's not even close.
The fevered brain of the wingnut, insipid in its glowing hot hatred. You want to think of them as normal folk, because that's what you - an intelligent person - naturally wants to do. Respect. But hear me true - they're insane, and cannot be reasoned with. To them, W. was a Titan of awesome Presidenting, and OBAMER is a failure beyond description, beyond Carter. Even if the facts are completely opposite. Facts have no place in this brave new world order.
There's a pretend war (made real) on. Are you in?
This is how Wingnuts see the world - as a terrible fantasy where they are forever the victims fighting back against the evil LIBERAL monsters.
IE stupid monsters, capable of anything. Monsters on all sides, nichtwar?
But there is still Truth, or closer approximations of it, and lies and ignorance.
Where do you stand? And if it's for Truth, then it's time you started pushing back against the forces of lies and ignorance.
Given a chance, a poor but loved child gained the most powerful position in the history of humanity - President of the US. This IS the American myth come true, and should be celebrated as such. Even if you don't agree with the policies. Though you're a moran if you don't.