Birth of Fat Elvis

I propose that Elvis was in fact so shaken by this encounter with a clearly incredulous Ali that as a consolation, Elvis began to gorge himself. Soon, all the jumpsuits had to be let out and sweat scarves weren't just a fashion accessory, but alas, this was just the beginning of the full transformation to the sad figure of Fat Elvis. There was much more gorging in the chicken fried years to come...

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