in America

Look at this! Just cold throwin' out an oversized novelty check for 25 Large. Dayum! Someone's got some very, very deep pockets to just chuck this - I'm talking Paul Bunyan sized pockets here.


But I guess it does serve to confirm the mythical notion of "in America...". For instance, "The streets are paved with gold!". For Gold, here, read: Oversized Novelty Checks. But you get the point, yeah?


Also too: I've long held the dream of being paid solely in oversized novelty checks. When I walked into the bank on payday, people would pay attention, dang nab it! So to see such wanton waste is a bit poignant for me. I hope for you, too.