Two in the Bush (One Hand Clapping)

Now that you know birds are really just modern dinosaurs...

Tokyo, Japan. This giant Gull has telepathically seized control over an ultramodern Japanese warship.
Sydney, Australia. This assassin bird was spotted outside a secured UN meeting. He was scared away before completing his mission.
 Dallas, Texas. Annual "Large Armed Parakeet Rodeo". Parakeets here are known to arm wrestle for hours on end, for no good reason.

It's all in good laughs. For now. But never forget: These are dinosaurs you're laughing at.  Don't you ever forget that, by gum.

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