Redshirt's Lament 1000th Post Jesus Dinosaur Spectacular!

I know we've all been waiting for this glorious day: Friday! Or, actually, my 1000th post. The first 300-500 were crap, but I've been on a roll since then. So, without further ado, here's a series of pictures of Jesus and Dinosaurs. NOTE! There is a different meme (to come) for Raptor Jesus.
 Or, did it?
 You see here Jesus - Master Tactician. Get the Magical Unicorns to focus on each other, then you come screaming in from out of nowhere upon your trusty Saurian steed.
 But as we all can learn from Jesus: Different tools for different jobs. You don't want to roll into a new city on a Tyrannosaurus, at least not the first time.
Or full on, "Hey! Prince of Peace here, riding a vegetarian, yo."
 I ain't very religious, but from my studies, one thing is clear: Jesus loves Dinosaurs. I wonder, though,  where the dinosaurs live in heaven? Mingled amongst everyone else, or do they get their own heaven, like hogs?
 Oh, and also too: It's fun to say "Jesus Penis".


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vera lynn said...

Congrats Sir!! As I have perused your previous 999 posts, I haven't found a bad one yet.

And my favorite is Buddy Jesus with a beer! The only thing missing from that is George Carlin and his golf clubs!

Makes me want to watch today. I love that movie.
"What the hell? I'm a freaking demon!" (I might be paraphrasing)

l.e.s.ter said...

It's a serious oversight if that last image isn't captioned "Well Hung." Congrats on the 1,000! I am very confused about the proliferation of dinosaur Jesus art, though. Each of those images took a lot of time. I don't get it.

Redshirt said...

Thanks vera lynn. More comments at your site.

l.e.s.t.e.r. - as I understand the jesus-dinosaur meme (no looking): An image macro originally created on 4CHAN to troll a Creationist based website/group who proposed that Jesus lived with Dinosaurs. Many Creationists believe this, and so the whole meme is a poke in their eye.

Than Raptor Jesus developed from this, and now Raptor Jesus is it's own meme.

Ok, let's check and see how I did:

BZZT! Apparently Raptor Jesus is a sub-meme to LOL Jesus, which is an image macro of Jesus saying funny things (like the Dragon picture I posted here).

l.e.s.ter said...

Thanks for the tip on Know Your Meme. There's a few hours of entertainment waiting...

Redshirt said...

When you're done with that site, check out

A treasure trove of mostly useless info.

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Francesca Berrini said...


My name is Francesca Berrini and I run - I noticed you have used some of my original images. I'd love it if you could give me credit in your blog post here and place an easy to click on link to my site where I try to make a living off my original art.

You would probably really enjoy my Jesus and Friends page:

Francesca Berrini
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Redshirt said...

Gladly - I'm eager to give credit to creators when I can. Which images here are yours?

Anonymous said...

Apemen and elephantmen are cursed masons from tower of Babel. Read Book of Jasher, Chapter 9, verse 35. And the Lord smote the three divisions that were there, and He punished them according to their works and designs; those who said, We will ascend to heaven and serve our gods, became like apes and elephants... According to Vyatcheslav Krasheninnikov: Humans were created about 7500 years ago. Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosaurs live under our level. They will get out through sinkholes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves.
Demons grow human skin and put it on so as to look like us.
Demons will invite people to be healed inside their UFOs; those who go will be like zombies after.
Gov't provides demons with diamonds and allows demons to abduct people.
If you're being abducted, scream: "JESUS!!!"
Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft.
The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts.
Demons have 4 UFO bases:
2)Inside fake mountain Kailash in Tibet
3)In lake Baikal in Russia
4)In Atlantis which is underneath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean.
There are no aliens.
Nobody lives on other planets.
Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight Jesus.
Antichrist is pale with red eyes. Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card (world passport). Police will chip and isotope ray people on highways. Food stores will isotope ray people too. Antichrist will also release prisoners to mark people. Reject 666 at all cost. If you're about to be marked, scream: "Lord, have mercy!" three times. Go hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666.
God gives you a name during baptism.
Devil gives you an anti-name during anti-baptism.
Barcode is Druid black magic curse and a form of mark of the beast just like Social Security.
People who took any number (which is an anti-name given during anti-baptism by the beast) on documents or in computer go to temporary hell;
but those who receive green 666 (given with world passport with no name on it) on forehead or wrist go to permanent hell.
How not to go to hell?
Give back all these anti-name anti-baptism documents back to the beast
by writing to appropriate authorities.
If authorities refuse to cancel these anti-names, then write again (up to three times).
If you wrote to the gov't three times about it, but gov't refused, then God will not send you to hell.
Don't take the microchip. If you already took it, get rid of it because microchipped people will be influenced by computers to take the world passport (grey plastic card with no name on it).
Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Those who reject 666 will go to heaven. Also, their direct ancestors will be saved from hell.