It Ain't Easy

Unlike say, President of the USA (*Cough* W.), Pimp is a position you have to earn. It's not handed to you, and you don't keep it by title - everyday is a challenge. And you've got to work your way up the pimp ladder.
Whatever it takes. Have you heard of goatse? If yes, my condolences. If not, I tell you truly: Look no further than here. I'll safely guide you through it. And, isn't context hilarious? This is just a puppet, right?

Also too:
Lady Gaga Kermit Coat. She's a star!


Atlas Cerise said...

I couldn't find my wristwatch

Though I searched everywhere.

I looked underneath the couch

But my watch wasn't there.

I looked throughout my living room

I looked at my bookshelf

"It's GOTTA be here somewhere!"

Is what I told myself.

And then I realized where it was

My search was done, alas!

I found my friggin' wristwatch buried

Deep in Kermit's ass.

Joey Polanski said...

Kermit the Green

Was recently seen

On Lady Gaga, seeming MANY!

How shameful a Muppet

Might have his hand UP IT,

When most of us ain't gettin' ANY!

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Anonymous said...

IT"S AWESOME!!)) at the last second of this video THERE IS SUCH A FUN)

Anonymous said...

The author is really cool. But some of the commentators are just posting stupid words.

Redshirt said...

I take it you don't like Allah Spam, Anonymous? Alas, I love it, but it was in many threads, so I removed it. But spamming for Allah was one of the commands in the Koran, so don't be hating!