It wasn't me, man, I swear - didn't you see that other buck - the 12 pointer! - running away from here?! I was just walking by and don't know nothing man. Damn! Get me my court appointed doe lawyer. I want my phone call.


l.e.s.ter said...

There should be some sort of defense of marriage amendment to keep dogs and bucks from riding in cars together.

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Redshirt said...

Don't worry, I'm sure somewhere out there some up and coming Republican Lawmaker is drafting it as I type.