Good Morning America!

Only once you reach proper levels of Empire can such a breakfast treat come into being. It takes a certain overindulgence of luxury before you can even conceptualize the concept of ham, sausage and bacon as just a part of a bigger concotion.

That said, overindulgence is a valid motive in a capitalist system and is to be encouraged in the worker bees if for no other reason than to keep them constantly dissatisfied and in constant quest to quench a hunger for which there is no Breakfast Biscuit big enough to satisfy a real American.

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