Next slide, please

As you can see on slide 3, there will be 7 years of seals, trumpets, and bowls after the Rapture but before the Return of Christ - in Glory, at that. Not sure why he's gotta wait 7 years - why not come back right away? Maybe he's got other plans. Anyways, it's all here in this chart, which as you can see is very scientific. Next slide, please.
Maybe Jesus doesn't want to smell all the dead - in 7 years, one would expect the industrious survivors of the Rapture to have properly disposed of the many billions of bodies, as shown in this slide. Please note the last step which is properly filling death certificates and other information at Central Registration. Thank you, any questions? No? Thank you again.


l.e.s.ter said...

It's a nice idea, all organized and shit, but I think post-Rapture we're just going to have to burn the bodies.

Redshirt said...

I suppose. As long as paperwork is filed with Central Registration. That's non-negotiable.