My goto guy Jonathan Edwards said it best:
The God that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked: his wrath towards you burns like fire; he looks upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the fire; he is of purer eyes than to bear to have you in his sight; you are ten thousand times more abominable in his eyes, than the most hateful venomous serpent is in ours.So wise up, wicked Sinners: We are but Spiders sitting on Frogs riding on Turtles, all held in the shaking hand of a terribly Angry God. Repent now!
Or soon. Whatevs. It doesn't matter, since the shit's all Predestined anyways. Am I right Calvin?
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In my universe there is no hand. The turtle just floats around.
Floats on what? Other turtles of course. But what do they float on? GOD! Who might in fact be a turtle.
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