Jar Jar Binks Tongue Candy

Literally. I mean, yes, look at it - I believe you were supposed to suck Jar Jar's tongue for Forceful flavor. Or something. Maybe it was a flashlight? I have no idea where I got this photo. Feels like China though.


l.e.s.ter said...

"Let me ask you this--if you could go back in time and have access to Adolf Hitler and have killed him, would you have done that? Well, it's similar in the sense that if you could've gone back in time and been on the set of Phantom Menace and talked Lucas out of creating Jar Jar Binks, would you have done it? Would I have done it? You're damn right I would have!"

Redshirt said...

I think there's something wrong with me: I don't entirely hate Jar-Jar. I'm not sure why.

Blue Collared Snob said...

The real question is if you could go back in time and help George Lucas make a better creature that could actually sell more toys, would you.

I just realized yesterday that primitive stone age koala bears single handedly defeated a legion of the best stormtroopers. Not really great story writing there.

Redshirt said...

The Ewoks were supposed to be Wookies, and then it makes more sense.