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Are you in or are you out?
The Tribe, that is. The Right one. The correct one. Not those stupid other tribes. You shall know the True Tribe by its colors:
And you shall know the members of the True Tribe by their willingness to wear Her Colors as articles of clothing. Patriots!
Would you consider wearing the American Flag as part of an article of clothing? If you're reading this blog, probably not, you damn hippies! That's why you - we - are not in the True Tribe. And it's true: The more flags you wear, the bigger the Patriot you are:
Have you ever heard of the "Flag Code"? Look it up! All kinds of rules n' shit about the flag, many of which are broken by these "Patriots". It's amusing - their understanding, or lack thereof, of the Flag Code mirrors their understanding of the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the founding of America, Democracy, etc.
Freedom, bitches!
It's like an anti-boo shield. Y'all can't boo me! I'm wearing a FLAG!
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Glenn Beck. Vanilla Ice. Kid Rock. All my favorites in one place!
All those flags were made in China so it is ok if you wear them.
I probably should have added a Hank Williams Jr. to complete the set.
Oh and also, can you imagine the American Flag factories in China? It must all be so ironic.
I'm sure those 5 year old kids don't know what they are making anyway. I mean have you ever worked on an assembly line for more than 12 hours, you could be making anything after hour 14 and not even care.
No doubt. There must be some strange ass assembly lines out there - sex toys, for example - and plenty of folks working on them. After awhile, you get used to anything.
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