Jesus was a 98 pound weakling who often, and for little reason, got sand kicked in his face by beach bullies. But then Jesus discovered the Teachings of Charles Atlas and became righteously ripped.
The Gym is the Temple.
In this reality, Jesus was not Resurrected, since he didn't die on the cross but rather used its broken shards to kick Roman ass.
Also:
I don't know what's going on here. I almost hope it's Photoshop. Or some illusion - maybe the other weightlifters are dwarves. That dude is BIG. Comically so. Imagine him running!
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