Young Riker turned into Bearded Riker and became a legend. And in turn, fatter. A side effect of the secret behind the Beard:
Mot was dealing out all kinds of tonics from the Enterprise barber shop. But like a genie with his wishes with catches, the side effects spread:
The Beard spread... an unstoppable force, reaching even back into time. Bet you don't remember this:
Disco Bones - bearer of perhaps the greatest Beard in all Trekdom.
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Swear to God, just saw Disco Bones coming out of a bar in Williamsburg. Ur-Hipsterism!
How old was he?
"Disco Bones" would be an excellent band/album/song title.
Also, "Ur-Hipster".
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