Infinite Khan

Don't stare too long if you're prone to seizures!

Kirk never got a "Day", but then, perhaps every day is Captain Kirk's Day. Science has done studies, and here are some of the results:

But let's not make this about Kirk V. Picard. I'm Team Picard, by the way. Let's celebrate James T., and his Evil Doppelganger.

Acting! The Shat can act, man. The Oscar should be a statue of Captain Kirk. Memorials should be built to him across the land.

For reals. There's not too many fictional characters who get noted in stone. I hope some Holo-Hipster couple in the year 2228 have a Space Baby named James T. Kirk in Riverside, just for kicks. Imagine the pressure on the kid!