We're Not Doomed (today and for the next few months at least)!
Suck it Teabags. Your attempt to destroy the world and usher in a thousand years of Republican Jesus failed (this time!). Try again in about 6-9 months, if you would, so we can properly remove your sorry asses from the US House of Representatives, and restore a measure of sanity to America, and the World.
Also, have a tree full of baby bears:
Ah, bear picking season. Best part of the Fall. The best part of WINNING!