Tired of Birds

Jeff Foster has had enough of the chirping and tweeting and occasional caws. He's fighting back where he can, donating to anti-bird causes. He's against all bird rights. Down with birds!
 Are you a bird bigot? What do you think about seagulls? And pigeons? And those little brown guys who hang out at restaurant patios? Hate 'em? Well, let me tell you something, mister.
So there. Stop hatin' y'all, and together men and bird can live peaceably together once again - as we did some recent time ago, I am told.

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