Best Ass in the World, 2009, Female Division

Apparently, according to my sources, this is a real event: The Best Ass in the World Competition. As you can see, both genders compete, no claims of sexism here! That said, Brazil always wins, and all other nation's asses are getting a bit chaffed by this obvious favoritism.

This is real genetic selection in action, of course, and if I can extrapolate, Brazil will utterly dominate the entire world in about 1000 years. Space too, probably, because of their awesome asses. Make a note of it!

And get on the Stairmaster if you want to do something about it. For example:


Blue Collared Snob said...

I lived in Brazil for a number of months and I have to say all the rumors about the ass are true.

Redshirt said...

I have a life goal to make it to some super sexy Brazilian beach and see the ass in its highest form. One day!

Blue Collared Snob said...

You mean in its roundest form. As a scientist or someone that I associate closely with science you should definitely make the pilgrimage and observe, observe and observe.

Redshirt said...

For science!

Marc Goecke said...

Never been to Brazil, but the best asses I've seen so far was in Bukarest/Romania.

l.e.s.ter said...

I find this post demeaning to tits.

Atlas Cerise said...

Her ass, it was so perfect

And was well within my reach

I grabbed her cheeks and forced her down

Then fucked her on the beach.

Redshirt said...

I think I need to do more butt posts.