My Boyfriend's Wife Hates Me

And why shouldn't she? I mean, c'mon! That's not even fair in the least bit. But if you look at all mammal species, the males usually sow their oats wide and far. Humans are culturally restricted to monogamy, but you can tell/feel how men want to spread like Johnny Appleseed. I propose a Truth: Align your ways, your laws, with human nature. Understand that we really are just hairless monkeys given the gift of awareness, and with that gift technology, and aye, cameras everywhere.
We can capture every moment as it happens, as with naughty monkey here, cheeky bastard. The future is bright for absurd internet pictures.

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