Bring me the Broomstick

If you recall, Dorothy was sent on various missions throughout the Wizard of Oz, one of which was straight up assassin detail - kill the witch, take her broom. This of course is what the powerful are all about - get you to do their deeds or otherwise serve their purposes, and use explosions, flashy lights, and fear of death to help intimidate you into so doing.

Knowing this, you can thwart them by rocking out, but never selling out. Man.


l.e.s.ter said...

Dorothy on drums? That band must sound like the White Stripes.

Redshirt said...

Yeah, it seems like Dorothy should be lead singer, with the Lion on drums. Not my 'shop though!

l.e.s.ter said...

The Star Wars band has it right. Fucking Chewie on drums.

Redshirt said...

Chewie was created to play the drums. Awesomely. Also, his wailings would be like whale prog rock. He could front a band, in NYC or LA at least.