Old Jesus is what some wealthy holy roller says He is. He loves big cars, big houses, and big love for The Lord, amen!
And then instead of a cross as the main religious symbol, it could have been a handgun. Cuz Jesus loves handguns!
I'll admit to being a Godless Atheist and wishing for the end of Christian civilization, especially if the Christians are American Snake Handlers and other assorted crazy con men, and women. Big Bang bless America.