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Not Trek, Nor Solo

Ah, sweet, foreign,knockoff. Is there no end to the laughs you bring?
Let me answer that for you: No, there is not. Not if you still have a spark of life.

Also, Galaxy 666 sounds awesome. I bet it's rockin'.

7 comments:

l.e.s.ter said...

Yeah, just found my way to the Turkish Star Wars knockoff movie. Pretty damn insane.

Redshirt said...

Link please. Also, is it a full remake, beginning to end?

Atlas Cerise said...

I'd climb aboard the Galaxy

And then I'd never quit.

I couldn't leave a ship that's got

Two nipples and a clit.

l.e.s.ter said...

The Turkish Star Wars is feature-length, but apparently Turkish knockoffs employee all kinds of different stock footage, so it seems there's a bunch of cribbed martial arts stuff in there. Here's what led me there:

http://flavorwire.com/192493/the-most-unnecessary-film-remakes

Joey Polanski said...

Only half the characters

Are in my Star Trek knock-off:

There's Captain Kulu, Dr. Scott,

And surely Mr. Spockov.

Redshirt said...

Oh man, LESTER, that's a find! Everyone needs to follow that link. That's some tripped out stuff.

They must have had a HUGE trampoline budget for that knockoff.

Redshirt said...

Heh. Spockov.