Sure, Superman. Ruin the Moon for all of time just to get your "Goodbye Cruel World" message out there. Dick.

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muddy said...

I bet he is too. I went through humanities courses in college writing papers about how the heroes (mythical and historical) we read about were all entitled hypocritical dicks. I always got an A.

Redshirt said...

That is probably a good definition of a hero: A dick who manages to do something good for others.