on Fox, on Lion

I am unhappy to report that Fox! has caused me to lower my opinion on foxes - both silver and red. It's not fair, but there you are. So, let us talk of lions. Fake lions:
A Tibetan Mastiff posing as a lion in a Chinese zoo. Real thing. Look it up. Here he is all properly brushed:
There's a resemblance! Speaking of resemblance, behold the first stuffed lion:
The Royal Taxidermist had never seen a live lion, so here you go. But now we are all the better for it, simply for jokes like this:
But alas, bad taxidermy has continued to this day.
And where two badly stuffed lions are feeding, others will gather. Run, little bunny!
Too late. :(

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