Removal Fee

So you've touched the wire, and are, according to the sign, dead. Now they're gonna fine you $200? Who's going to pay that fine? Your estate?

Apropos, I had my sweet little Honda stolen right after 9/11, and once it was finally found, stripped, I ended up paying $300 - for a removal fee, a storage fee, and a disposal fee. I say to the guy taking the money, "My car got stolen and I have to pay $300. Does this seem fair to you?" He says, "Nope." I then paid him.

We're all just playing our parts, after all. What's your part?
Let me answer for you: Fodder. Make no mistake - you're here in service of someone else.

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