We fill our children's heads with lie upon lie. Santa. Easter Bunny. Tooth Fairy. Jesus. I could go on. Eventually the kids figure out, and realize they've been lied to all these years, and some degree of disillusionment sets in. How could it not? And thus begins a life long tale of ever increasing disillusionment - we call it "getting old". And of course we then repeat the same lies to our children because, it's tradition. The holidays! Everyone does it....
In this fight, by the way, I'd say the Easter Bunny has a large edge, since he should be able to stab Santa several times in the guts before Claus can bring down the axe. However, how can anyone say they like Easter better than Xmas? It doesn't seem possible.
Don't get me wrong, I loathe Xmas too, but.... presents. Easter's just a collection of subpar candy, like an appetizer to the true candy meal of Halloween, with far less cool costumes (Church clothes?!). That said, if this is a depiction of Spring v. Winter, there's really no debate there either.
So, go Jesus Rabbit!
2 comments:
The rabbit's fucked. Look carefully at Santa's suit: Kevlar. Hope the elves like hossenfeffer.
Rabbit's quick man - BAM! BAM! In and out, in and out, then to the side. That's a MAGIC EASTER dagger he's got there. Cuts through Kevlar like a thumb through a Cadbury Creme Egg.
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