Wouldn't a squirrel army be more likely to use old fashioned green, forest camo?
Wait, that's not my question. It's....below the fold....
Do pictures of animal balls count as porn?
Also, you'll be glad to know I've kept my bird feeders squirrel free all year. The trick is to use a plastic baffle at the base of the pole which the squirrel cannot climb over. As long as they can't jump on it from above - and they will if they can - your bird feeder is squirrel free.
This one is, for now, only by some squirrel bad luck.