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Know the risks!

A nest of Waifu-sans, particularly thick. Nests like this originated in Japan but over the last 20 years have spread worldwide. There could be a nest in your town right now.

Infection begins with a young man's sexual frustrations channeled into a cartoon, the obsessive watching of which causes full display of the disease, with the purchase and association with a "Waifu", or Anime Pillow Wife. Once infection has reached this stage the victim will lose most contact with society and instead group with others similarly infected, forming nests.

Be on the lookout if your young son has taken an interest in anything Japanese, as that is the hallmark first sign of infection.

3 comments:

l.e.s.ter said...

Is the entire culture of Japan pretty much just linkbait?

Redshirt said...

Indeed. It's getting worse too, as they bask in their anime.

Blue Collared Snob said...

How the world turns, one minute you are conquering most of China and the Pacific and slicing out your entrails instead of being captured and now...