Meanwhile, in Eternia

A He-Man of 1983, for real. He lived at Chess King, and wow did he get all the ladies, as you can see in this literal depiction of Prince Chess King.

His power went beyond his muscles and dragons - if you wore his clothing brand, you gained some fraction of his He-Manly aura, which surely would do your sad self wonders at the mall on Saturday night.


l.e.s.ter said...

I saw that picture and instantly knew what it was. Wow. Chess King was confusing to me. It seemed like something cool and aspirational and maybe even slightly forbidden, but then when you went in there was nothing you wouldn't feel embarrassed to buy.

Redshirt said...

I was scared of Chess King. I went in once, and ran out.

Anonymous said...

Honey, it's your turn to take the dragon for a walk. I did it last time.