LOL Jesus IV

Know your meme! But seriously, every other person at an AA meeting starts their story this way - "This one time I got so hammered...." (or variant). It becomes a strange drug, and I think the body gets a little placebo drunk, even if stone sober.

Also, memes rule. I love them even though I know they're lame. It's like a brand new form of the joke - by that I mean one person getting another person to laugh intentionally. One wonders when the first joke was told, or even further back, when the first physical humor was displayed. I contend the first physical joke was the "tapping on the left shoulder when in truth you are standing on the right side, such that the tap-ee looks left to see no one, then right to see you!"

Still funny!

Guramba deficiency

Admit it: You are lacking in Guramba, and secretly wish it were not so. But have good cheer, citizen, there's a pill for this sad condition. Gurambasol! For when you don't have it, and need it.

Drug Free!

Odds are, your Xmas will be more comfortable than theirs.

little white pills

Can't sleep?
Can't stay up?

Can't get it up?
Can't come back down?
Can't feel safe?
Can't feel anything at all?

Here,
some little white pills,
good for all ills caused
by chemical imbalances.

For you see,
that's all we are now:
chemical imbalances
in need of proper treatment.

So go ahead and smile,
there's a little white pill for everything!