Workin' at the Circus

Another commute to work. Left turns are usually the worst. And drive thrus. Haters also too.

Half the Man

An actual mug shot from FL. More to come! Kudos to you dude, since I don't know what you did, but based on your bold shaving move, I want to party with you!

But not this dude. He's a freak. He even shaved his left eyebrow. Once you lose an eyebrow, you immediately fall into the Freak Category.

The dark truth - Riker's Beard was but a paste on?!

Freaks of Yore

Some more perspective! This gentleman used to tour with the Barnum and Bailey circus in the early 1900's - as the Fat Man. He was reported to be the fattest man in the world at the time, but who could know?

Point being, while he is fat, he doesn't really look that fat anymore - you'd see a guy this fat (and fatter) at the Wal-Mart right now. 

Funny how times change, yes? For a more dramatic example of this change, watch a sporting event  - and specifically the crowd - from any year prior to 1988 or so. I'll spoil it for you: Everyone's thin.

What happened in the past 20 years to make so many people so very fat? 

All Kinds

This fine looking gentleman was arrested attempting to kill someone in his Windstar. Sad. Obviously, he's got self-identity issues - as we all do, I suspect, since none of us are actually real, it only makes sense this would be a common psychological condition.

But horns? C'mon man. Stick with the weird piercings and tats.


Kids! Don't get horns. Or at least think about what you'll look like at age 65 with some floppy horns hanging over your wrinkled forehead.