Gone Bad

Bananas go bad. It's always sad, because you were going to eat that banana, but got distracted, then the next day you missed your alarm, then the next day you went out for breakfast, then like suddenly! Bad. Life of banana crime. Pickle Police had to put this one down - off to the bakery with him. Tragic.

Meanwhile, in Japan...

Buy Dole Bananas! Or else.

A Meme is Born!

Verily, no sooner did the Internet gaze upon Henry and his Rasta Banana than in an instant, a meme was born. How could it not be so?

A cool celebrity jumped on board early. Snoop's the best, by the way.

Who doesn't like happy life sized Rasta Bananas? No one, that's who.

A rocket to the top! Everyone loves Rasta Banana!

Maybe a little too much. You know what, this Rasta Banana meme is kinda old and played out. Next!

Old memes lie abandoned in the wastelands of our Internet streets, forgotten and swept up along with all the other trash. So long, Rasta Banana, you were funny for a little bit!

Pineapple Girl

A super hero from the Fruit-o'-the-Loomverse - a world of fruit powered heroes, and villains.... (The Green Olive - disgusting). Pineapple Girl has the power of Pineapple - obviously! - but also additional grape based powers, giving her a powerful bouquet. Beware, Olive Gang! Pineapple Girl is on the scene!

Also too: The Avengers movie ruled. Best super hero movie on film to date, and I'm prepared to argue it. The new Batman films would be in the discussion. But nothing else comes close.