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Showing posts with label owl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label owl. Show all posts
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20140205
Superb Owls
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family,
food,
owl,
think of the children
20121022
How to: Owl Art
As you can see, it's quite simple. Most people can't draw detailed, beautiful owls because they don't start with the circles. Pre-circles are the key to all realistic portrayals of owls in ink or paint. Or so I've heard on the Internet.
How to make an IKEA owl. Only 3 tools needed! Setup time in minutes (thousands of them)!
How to make an IKEA owl. Only 3 tools needed! Setup time in minutes (thousands of them)!
20121021
Family is what you make it
Or, longer.
This appears to be an adult cat suckling or pseudo-suckling three Ryan Goslings (he's a thing, right? Mary Hartman help me!).
Proving that the mother instinct overrides the predator instinct. Which makes sense - the mother instinct comes from the oldest mammal relative. It's one of the mammalian defining features. Whereas predation is a general skill practiced by all higher level species regardless of families - the strong feed on the week.
Thus, one of the defining features of mammalian behavior is caring for the young, and not just necessarily your young. The root of compassion.
Birds exhibit many similar behaviors to mammals in the loving scale, but I suspect they're faking them all. As they all are monsters, down to the cutest of them. Don't trust birds, man.
This owl, for example, is just biding time before wrecking that gosling's life - not just by killing, but a long slow, torturous psychological undoing. Then killing. Owl's are twisted.
This appears to be an adult cat suckling or pseudo-suckling three Ryan Goslings (he's a thing, right? Mary Hartman help me!).
Proving that the mother instinct overrides the predator instinct. Which makes sense - the mother instinct comes from the oldest mammal relative. It's one of the mammalian defining features. Whereas predation is a general skill practiced by all higher level species regardless of families - the strong feed on the week.
Thus, one of the defining features of mammalian behavior is caring for the young, and not just necessarily your young. The root of compassion.
Birds exhibit many similar behaviors to mammals in the loving scale, but I suspect they're faking them all. As they all are monsters, down to the cutest of them. Don't trust birds, man.
This owl, for example, is just biding time before wrecking that gosling's life - not just by killing, but a long slow, torturous psychological undoing. Then killing. Owl's are twisted.
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