Doin Thangs

We're all doin thangs, I suppose. Just some of us are doin way cooler thangs.

Too Cool for a Murder

Jimmy Crow prefers the company of people. The food's easy, the toy's plentiful, and Jimmy's always the coolest dressed crow in town.

To hell with the Murder, man.

Termitortoise

The Termitortoise.

Listen, and understand! That Termitortoise is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Could be said of all reptiles, really. Ever seen a "pet" lizard? Dude is cold blooded, and don't give a shit about you except for the food.

Take home lesson? Don't fuck with tortoise. Turtles, on the other hand, are eminently fuck with-able. But please don't, as they're so cool, and hapless, as previously discussed.

Turtle Time!

I've got a soft spot for turtles. A pity, kind of. They're so slow and silly most of the time, though the snapping ones can be frightening. But even they are cool, because all turtles are cool. Yay, turtles!

Feels good, man.

The Universe!

Mother tortoise to an orphaned hippo. Aww! For now at least. There's a break up in their future, unavoidable.  Still sad though, for poor orphan hippo. The tortoise will probably be psyched.

Mystery turtle on the lam.

Keep Cool

Of course Barack is the lead - he's the best president America's had in a generation. Maybe back to LBJ? Or FDR? Bush was an absolute disaster and so clearly is the comedic relief, and Clinton while formidable was both personally flawed because of his willy, and faced the emergence of the Wingnuts in power, which hobbled his every move. Barack faces a far more virulent Wingnuttia, but already has accomplished more than Clinton did in 8 years. Cuz he's awesome.

He's no Calvin Coolidge of course. Who could be, except cool Calvin himself?

Before it was cool

I saw this today on one of my sources and was all like "Damn, bee-yotch! No u di'nt!" Cuz I've had this picture for years and was waiting for the perfect time to use it. Which I had deemed today, for real. It was all set up. And then I see a mainstream comedy website use the photo, randomly, out of the blue - like everything in my life, down to the smallest detail. It's nuts, and it's driving me nuts, but I also dig if you don't dig it. The nuts part, that is.

Enjoy this photo though. 4, ultimately, that's all I hope to provide to you, great Internet: Good pictures and semi-funny captions.