The Other White Meat (in suit form)

Yep. You've been asking, and now we have the answer: a bacon tuxedo. Not entirely clear if this is actual bacon (seems unlikely) or just a bacon pattern. Either way, I think we can all agree that this guy is stylin'!

Bacon Pagans

Dear FSM please let this be an internet stunt, or, solely a product of the American South. Thanks in advance!