By the dock of the bay

Fishing is one of mankind's oldest professions, to be sure.

The balls on this guy

They're big.

Swimming with Rays

Hey ladies! Is this party great or what?!

Rule 420

Rule 420 states: If it can be made into a bong, it has been made into a bong.

Mouths to feed

Catfish will eat just about anything, including you, if they had the chance.

Lesser Heroes

Poor Aquaman. Never gets any respect. But I tell you what: Bring your attitude out into the ocean and then talk some smack. You'll be hanging with Davy Jones before you can say "Hey Hey!".

Walking my fish

What? Ain't you never seen no one walking his fish? What?! You think fish don't like to check out the neighborhood?! Mind your own business, pal.

Also, from the "Phrases that sound dirty, but are really not, but maybe should be" file.

Friends where you find them

Two different examples of dogs and leopards getting along famously. Are there more? I assume we'd only hear about the successful ones.

Theory: If you raise any mammal with a different mammal from day one, they will be friendly towards each other for a good while, even if it is against their nature. For example, raise a lion with a lamb and I bet they'd pal around. For awhile. Or how about a monkey and a dog?

Monkey tickling a puppy. Life! What a thing!

This theory only applies to mammals. Reptiles, fish, all the slimy stuff in the ocean, and most birds, don't give a damn, and will eat their own brothers and sisters if need be as soon as hatched from the shell. Lesson: Eggs are evil. Trust not creatures hatched therefrom!

Hey D'oh

Hey, Dolphin. What up?
Oh right, head into glass.
Ouch.
(Dumbass.)

Sexy Time with Vladimir Putin (and friends)!

Gird your loins, humans. It's sexy time with the world's undisputed Sexiest Leader, Vladimir Putin:

So tough, yet so sensitive! And in touch with nature, as you can see by this sexy nature photo. This sexy trip has already been immortalized in sculpture:

 But VP is about far more than being sexy and fishing. He loves this world (His world) and all the creatures in it. Feast your eyes on these wonders:

Out to help some sexy whales who trapped themselves in deep water.

 Dolphins love him instinctively, due to their high "Sex Intelligence Quotient".

Helping one of his cousins - VP was raised by ferocious tigers for a few years, as everyone knows.

 His adopted moose child, "Moosilda".

 As many around Moscow will attest, Vladimir loves the chicks!

 And the sexiest picture of all - Vladimir with his childhood friend and most trusted confidant to this day, "Supershadowfax". 


If you need a moment to recover from all this sexiness, I don't blame you. It's a bit much!

Tip of my tongue

Isn't life grand?

Fish out of water

In America, everything gets a Hall of Fame. This one is for Fresh Water Fishing, which is very popular, or so I've read.