Redshirt's Lament 1999th Post Gif Spectacular!

Gosh.

1,999 posts. Where has the time gone? So many laughs, and so many gifs. Here's a bunch!

Upper body strength is a must!

See?

Although a gun compensates for upper body strength nicely.

Like maybe a fake beard could too, if you were Riker or Evil Riker.

Regardless, the lesson of the last 6 freaking years is this:

But isn't that always the lesson?

Gingers among us

Notice the broad nose. I bet there's a slight cranial ridge under that hat too. You'll find it on some people - cave people. Remember - they are among us!

But I must confess. My Father has quite a few caveman features, including the ridge. I have no such ridge, but do indeed share many of the ginger genes. Red beard, for instance, to go along with my red shirt. No, this is not me above. Just some random Scottish college kid. But I admit: I am a ginger, in part. Alas!

But I pale in comparison to this ginger - King of the Gingers. The Sun.

I don't know if this hair is a shop, or is for real. I hope it's real, because then this dude is truly awesome. If not, then well, post modernism and such.

Half the Man

An actual mug shot from FL. More to come! Kudos to you dude, since I don't know what you did, but based on your bold shaving move, I want to party with you!

But not this dude. He's a freak. He even shaved his left eyebrow. Once you lose an eyebrow, you immediately fall into the Freak Category.

The dark truth - Riker's Beard was but a paste on?!

By Riker's Beard!

Young Riker turned into Bearded Riker and became a legend. And in turn, fatter. A side effect of the secret behind the Beard:

Mot was dealing out all kinds of tonics from the Enterprise barber shop. But like a genie with his wishes with catches, the side effects spread:

The Beard spread... an unstoppable force, reaching even back into time. Bet you don't remember this:

Disco Bones - bearer of perhaps the greatest Beard in all Trekdom.