Unisex Urinal

Seems like it might work, if a bit too close for comfort. That said, men are disgusting pigs and you'd have to be wasted to sit on anything remotely associated with their bathroom behaviors. Oh wait! This happens every day, millions of times. Shudder.

Poor redshirt working this shift.  "OK, drunk lady, this is the men's room, and you're sitting in a urinal..."