Robot Preacher

10. Dearly Beloved we are gathered here to join
   12. INSERT MALE NAME
   14. INSERT FEMALE NAME
   15. IF CA OR MA, PREPARE SUBROUTINE :GAY WEDDING:
20. INSERT RANDOM PABLUM ON MEANING OF LOVE AND MARRIAGE
30. Do you?
   32. IF NO, PROCEED TO SUBROUTINE :WEDDING DISASTER:
   34: IF YES, PROCEED TO 40
40. Do you?
   42. IF NO, PROCEED TO SUBROUTINE :WEDDING DISASTER:
   44. IF YES, PROCEED TO 50
50. I now pronounce you husband and wife!
   52: IF CA OR MA, PREPARE SUBROUTINE :GAY WEDDING:

Yay!