Redshirt Olympics

Logic would indicate that a redshirt in training is wasting his time, since he's going to die regardless of his training. Better to just sit around, eat, drink, and enjoy the few brief days in the sun allotted to you, as fodder.

However, some folks like to feel they are in control, and training can provide that illusion. So, if you like to fool yourself, here, some futuristic redshirt combat training program. Hard to say what's actually going on here, but it is the future, and maybe we just don't understand.


But really, understand this, muscle men:

 "You're gonna die, Charlie."