A Dramatic Reconstruction of the Fantasy Civil War

We've established our premise - note the influence of the Golden Days of 2002/2003!

 Making progress.

 Yes! More of this! Do it for America! I mean the Confederacy!

 What's this?! Counterattack?!?!?! With a katana?

Ha! How do you like this?! I have taken your breeches! Long Live the South! Long live the... Wait!

Oh Noes! It's the 20th of Maine with their unstoppable and highly educated leader Joshua Chamberlain! We're doomed! How shall we recover from this total defeat?

 I got it! New marketing campaign! Yee-haw! The South shall rise again!!!