Hair I am (look at me!)

I like the style, but have to object in principle. As a Redshirt - if you want to live - your goal should always be: to be as inconspicuous as possible. Don't draw attention to yourself, don't make scenes, speak only when spoken to, don't volunteer, etc

This guy, braver than I, is just asking to be sent on some dangerous mission from which it is unlikely he will return. Consider that, the next time the urge to mousse up your hair strikes - is it worth the anonymous and predictable death?

I think not. Your mileage may vary.