IMPACT

Did you know "We" - us Hoomons - have landed probes on asteroids, and in the picture above, crashed probes into asteroids in order to analyze the debris, all in preparation for future asteroid defense systems? Now you do!

Here's the best system, by the way: Launch a fleet of "mother ship" satellites that orbit in a large sphere around earth. These satellites contain dozens and dozens of very tiny satellites that can be launched at an incoming rock; these tiny ships would attach themselves to the asteroid, and then in a swarmed synchronicity, engage the thrusters and begin moving the asteroid out of an impact orbit.

One of these days the Earth will get slammed - not a matter of if, only when. If we don't have any way to stop this inevitable asteroid, it's likely it will be the end for us.

So act now!