Pizza's don't lie, bro. Why would they?! What's in it for the pizza to lie?! So, ergo and Ipswitch, ur Mom is a whore. I kid...

C'mon on in! Water's fine! Don't mind Brutus here, he's an old family friend and sweeter than hell! Grab some more beers f...

What we want and what we get are often far apart. Why? Many reasons, of course - like everything, since everything is connected to everyth...

Remember that story "The Monkey Paw" or whatever it was called? Yeah.