Fact: Birds raised in cigarette butt nests are 78% more likely to smoke as adult birds.

Fun fact to know and share: Birds that build nests using cigarette butts have much healthier chicks. The reason being lack of parasites, a...

As Data's emotion chip continued to degrade, he took up risky behaviors in the desperate search for more intense emotions.

Lesbian Homer is still 50% better than Heteronormal Homer. Who is a monster. Heroin Homer, however, is not cool at all. For shame! Don...

Laika , the first Earthling to leave the planet. How greater could be the glory? Laika, SPACEDOG! Glory enough to make the art for a pa...

All our monsters and villains are "Others". All our enemies or threats are "Others". All fear of crime comes from fear...

I've been making 9-11 jokes for years, so how can I not drop a Boston terrorist joke? Here you are - it's mild. For it is too soon...

There are smart Hulks in the comic lore. And grey Hulks. And all kinds of other Hulks. But "The Hulk" - the myth - is rath...

For many years, too many years, I used to joke: I should take up a 5 pack a day smoking habit, and then get fired from my job since I was ...

How's about some awesome art? This guy buys crappy landscape paintings at yardsales and the likes, and adds a monster. Very realistic...

Who knows what lurks behind the walls of your neighbors? Unless you go inside of course.  They may seem outwardly "normal", but ...

Might as well have a beer too. What's the diff? Little juggalo got to learn how to party early, you know? Another juggalo Mom. Don...

I'm surprised any baby survived the 1950's. Advice like "Eat Uranium!" and "Play with Tacks!" seems foolish no...

There's only one place a kid this age learns to smoke. Mom and Dad. Though I suppose if you don't think smoking is bad, then who c...

And yet, at this very moment, millions of Americans are lamenting the oppression of the evil OBAMER administration. Look here, and see the...

President Baby thinks your work needs improvement. Could you be giving more effort and attention? Also, a diaper change would be grand. ...

Like, right? Why would you be swimming in the ocean or lake anyways? It's your own fault! Do you realize what lies beneath the surface...

How strange that once upon a time, for a long time, everyone smoked. A multi-generational cancer upon humanity, encouraged by society and ...

Available for Birthday Parties, Bar Mitzvahs, and Kindergarten Graduation Celebrations! Thesis: There's "culture" fears, a...

Aww, poor baby lobster, destined for the bubbles. Just remember, the screams you hear are simply gases escaping from its shells. For rea...