I got 99 problems and too many parrots is but one of them.

Fun fact to know and share: Birds that build nests using cigarette butts have much healthier chicks. The reason being lack of parasites, a...

That "star" you see in the middle right is actually Earth. Our world, from Cassini. Cassini is currently cruising around Satur...

I ironically agree with all of this save for the Queen of England at the top. C'mon! Rupert Murdoch has more pull than the Queen of En...

I'm not sure what's going on here, really, but I present it as Exhibit A, The Kids These Days. Cyber ready with their smart phon...

It's like a Black Fly in your Chardonnay. But where I'm from, a dead Black Fly in your wine is one less bug that will bite you, so...

Remember this guy?! Probably not. He was so stereotypically rich and bland and forgettable I can't blame you if he has already exited ...

Real Americans support the Confederacy. Pure Americans support the Confederacy. There's no irony south of the imaginary Mason Di...

This photo has been begging to join our blog, for years now. Look at the irony, it said! Finally, I agree. But only ironically.

This is a terrible joke, and I apologize. Have you heard about this? Read about this? Wolf Blitzer (what a name!) played Celebrity Jeo...

Devils Advocate: Republicans are Satan's agents. Satan, Lord of Chaos and Evil. And Irony. Hipsters got everything on T-shirts.

I'm too hip to watch TV, so I have no idea what the TV talked about today in regards 911. My sources on the Intertubes were remarkably m...

I've become a single issue voter these days: Stop Republicans. The man best in position to do that is Barack Obama, so I support him 1...

Yeah, man, I was into Hitler way before he tried to take on the world and kill everyone. Back when he was just a struggling artist, workin...

Republican Jesus hates poor people, because they are poor. Why are they poor, Jesus asks? Because they suck. So why would Republican Jesus...

Hipster Jesus is cool man. Check out the Chucks! He's got long hair, likes obscure music, and is great fun at parties. Join up! But...

Victory over America is a great party. Not many can drink to that. Eternal vigilance is the price of constant paranoia. Down with th...

It's not that the Republican "brain trust" hasn't been trying to create the next Reagan. W. was a real serious attempt -...

By harnessing the power of the atom we can achieve a glorious worker's paradise that not only would achieve complete equality on Earth...