Fridge Dog is unaligned with Fridge Cat, which is a shame, for if they got together, no one could stop them. Also, Fridge Dog lives in a much healthier fridge, which might be the reason for the nonalignment.
Also, dogs hate socks. So do cats. No animal can handle socks, except for people. Proving our superiority, clearly.
Finally, "Refrigerator" is a terrible word. Too long, hard to spell, and the "Re-" is totally unnecessary. The word "Fridge" should be the official term.
It should be called Icebox.
ReplyDeleteThat phantom D in fridge is bothersome.
I'm down with Icebox. More traditional, too.
ReplyDeleteSO SHALL IT BE!
Being that you are in New England, where many folks are already saying icebox, that's a good start.
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